I think that everybody on earth is here for a reason.
For example, Nancy Grace's purpose in life is to be someone that the rest of us can hate, so we don't have to hate our mothers-in-law, our stepsisters, or the bitchy neighbor lady. That's the only reason I can think of for Nancy Grace to exist. But I digress. Back to the subject at hand.
My reason for being on earth? I'm not sure how to say this without sounding like a total perv, or a 19-year-old fratboy. Because this is a selfless comment, even though it will sound totally self-serving.
My mission in life is to make women feel good by playing with their boobs.
Most of my readers won't understand this. But if you're one of those women who really enjoys it when somebody (especially a man) caresses your breasts and teases or sucks on your nipples, then you'll understand.
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